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14.06.2025 08:07
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
No way
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
So they tried